Walking through the market square I felt a little pain.

Something brewing up inside and driving me in sane.

There was not a place in sight for me to dip away.

But then I thought about two words Ben Franklin once did say.

He said Fart Proudly.  Hold your head up high.

Throw your troubles to the wind as others pass you by.

Never be ashamed nor feel the need to run and hide.

Fart proudly, it's like a song that comes from deep inside.

Through the years it’s been been said that beans are musical fruit.

They say the more you eat them, the more you toot.

So if you're dining out and you feel the urge come on.

Don't fight it, just let it go, your friends may join along.

Fart Proudly

Lyrics/Music: Don de Leaumont

Fart Proudly.  Hold your head up high.

Throw your troubles to the wind as others pass you by.

Never be ashamed nor feel the need to run and hide.

Fart proudly, it's like a song that comes from deep inside.

So ladies, say you’re out on a date if you will.

It's really not uncommon for a girl to get her fill.

Don't try to play it off, suppress it or be coy.

For a woman who farts proudly is the dream of every boy.

Fart Proudly.  Hold your head up high.

Throw your troubles to the wind as others pass you by.

Never be ashamed nor feel the need to run and hide.

Fart proudly, it's like a song that comes from deep inside.

Instead of spending so much time trying hard to fight it.

Let it go and you might find that people get excited.

Some may laugh and some may point and some may join along.

Before you know it the room is full of this internal song.

He said Fart Proudly.  Hold your head up high.

Throw your troubles to the wind as others pass you by.

Never be ashamed nor feel the need to run and hide.

Fart proudly, it's like a song that comes from deep inside.